is the last
survivor of the planet Krypton. As is woefully unprepared homeland is subjected to a prodigious
and catastrophic explosion, he is sent by his loving parents to
Earth on a spaceship. He comes here and basically grows up on a farm
until he realizes hes better than that. Than he moves to the city and proceeds
to beat the shit
out of everybody.
b) Anybody who performs
such a tremendous feat
as to be declared a "superman"
a) I would bet millions
of dollars that pre-crisis superman could
destroy any character in the comic universe, DC or otherwise. He was wickedly strong
and foolishly overpowered. Those writers were
b) Magic Johnson
is superman. There
been a few people in the world to get AIDS
and not die; but Magic does it in style.
style > Big Ron Style*
*Big Ron Style being
developed by Ish for the West Coast Customs client "Ron" on the ever-popular mtv program "Pimp My Ride"