1 definition by Maurice the Puppy Man
Gay Rights are essential in my religion of Randogalphianism. We Randogalphians believe that people are born gay and choose to be straight. We believe that straight people can ultimately choose the correct path of homosexuality as Randogal willed it. Straight marriage should be illegal, and gay marriage should be mandatory.
The Book of Randogal 14:12 And the Lord Randogal said unto them, "Ye shall hold only lovers of thy same sex, and grant all the people gay rights. And ye shall condemn those who do not obey." And there was much rejoicing.
by Maurice the Puppy Man December 4, 2006