Maureen O'Connor's definitions

IMbush

/noun/
A planned attack, committed by two or more internet-savvy people, which uses instant message to assault, interrogate, or incriminate a third party.

My attempt to date two boys at once fell apart when they IMbushed me, demanding I fess up.

by Maureen O'Connor July 10, 2004

kissing cousin

n. A distant relative known well enough to kiss when greeting. To be distinguished from fucking cousin.

I'm not sure exactly how I'm related to him, he's just a kissing cousin.

by Maureen O'Connor July 10, 2004

fucking cousin

n. A relative so distant it is safe to engage in sexual relations without fear of incest.

She's dating her cousin, but don't worry, he's a not a kissing cousin, more of a fucking cousin.

by Maureen O'Connor July 10, 2004

bourgetto

/adj./
Exhibiting both bourgeois and ghetto characteristics.

Lil' Kim indulges her bourgetto side by having trashy-flashy hundred dollar bills painted onto her nails.

by Maureen O'Connor July 20, 2004