Matty Boy's definitions

Spin the wheel

A threat, and a very serious one at that. If somebody threatens to spin the wheel on you beware! The wheel is a devastating haymaker type punch that may very well take your head off.
However, due to the severity of 'the wheel' it is very rarely spun. 'Spinning the wheel' is no joking matter.
Sometimes called 'the wheel of justice'

One man may say to another who has wrongly cast doubts over his sexuality: "if you don't take that back I am going to spin the wheel"

by Matty Boy October 7, 2004

Cluster Buster

The accidental act of crushing ones nuts. This can be done by either sitting down when they are nestled directly between the thighs, or wearing ones trousers too tight.

"Sorry boss, won't be in today. Got on my bike drunk last night, slipped and suffered a cluster buster."

by Matty Boy March 9, 2004

Gwank

Furious, female masturbation.

"Christina Aguilera was hospitalised during her sell out concert last night. Only 27 seconds into her hit-single 'Dirty', she gwanked herself unconscious over a picture of Madonna."

by Matty Boy March 9, 2004

catmouth

when ur cuddling ur girl and her hair gets all in your mouth, and you make a silly face and splutter like a cat.

i was lying in bed with suzie when her hair went in my mouth, it gave me a really bad catmouth

by matty boy November 30, 2004

double dice

If you are especially pleased by something (be it a person, object or event) you may exclaim 'double dice!'

Similar to dice only more so.

Woman: "I would like to take a toot on your trouser trumpet"
Man: "Double Dice!!"

by Matty Boy October 7, 2004

goof balls

a situation,event or an object that may have contributed to bizzare behaviour exibited by others.

If a gentleman were to tear a newspaper up into hundreds of pieces and then proceed to eat them, it may be because he is 'whacked out on goof balls'.

Of course, he may just be a mentalist but that's another story

by Matty Boy October 7, 2004

dung button

The Anus.

"Christ, that shit was heavy. I nearly split me dung button."

by Matty Boy March 10, 2004