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He is known as gay in the mom-community. He takes sexual jokes too far. Among the ladies he is totally cool and they all really respect him for his personality, but yet still thirst for his body. He is someone who finds pleasure in tickling. He also pleasures himself with fruits and small animals. He's a pretty ratchet dude. Surprisingly enough, he is a boy scout. He only wears khaki pants and collared shirts on the daily. And of course, he owns a pair of very VERY short cutoff jolts. Oh, and he has a huge DICK.
Have you seen that guy Matthew? My mom thinks he's gay, but I totally wanna bang him.
by Matthew Queer June 8, 2012
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