Matthew Cox's definitions

Rail

Hard, vicious anal penetration without any regard for the health of the recipient. It can be seen in prison showers across the world.

He just got railed in the shower.

by Matthew Cox May 25, 2005

Knocking The Noodle

1) Jerking off.
2) Cranking it.
3) Masturbating.

I'm gonna go home and knock the noodle.

by Matthew Cox May 25, 2005