3 definitions by Matt stoney

A bastlit, a fetus that has been abandoned by its parents before its been born
A basterd is a orphane
by Matt stoney October 19, 2022
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A really foolish and clumsy midget that has a big nose that looks like a penis

Comes from the yiddish word schmock meaning penis
Look at that Schmucklit he can barley hold his nose up and is falling all over the place
by Matt stoney October 26, 2022
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A very small white male that one day wants to be tall but unfortunately doesnt have the facilities for that because he’s a midget
Hey, look at that dumb crack-lit lets break his legs
by Matt stoney October 19, 2022
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