1 definition by Matt Troutman

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1) a ring of stone
2) a college-age virgin
3) a jackass, a fool, a pritter, a dandy, a buffoon
Look at that carns over there!
Billy will die a lonely carns.
That carns Billy tore his sack while pantomiming sexual acts.

by Matt Troutman March 24, 2003

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