2 definitions by Matt Markese

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A man who engages in an extremely long foreplay period with his girlfriend, but before sex he flees to the closet in which he masturbates alone.
I hope that my girlfriend doesn't leave me cause I'm such a bashful benjamin.
by Matt Markese March 24, 2004

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A person who often "spazzes out" and goes nuts. Typically the spazotron's reaction occurs over a situation not meriting an out of the ordinary reaction.
Dude, Jamey was such a spazotron last night. I mean all his girlfriend did was wave to some other dude.
by Matt Markese March 24, 2004

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