Master of Cunts's definitions

nutfuckle

Mutated, altered fuck knuckle

If Little Jonny doesnt stop picking up hookers off the street he will turn into a nutfuckle...

by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

cunt stab

Archetypal description of penetrative sex.

Lady at a bar: Hi...
Jamie: Fancy a cunt stab?

by Master Of Cunts May 14, 2008

eternal power

What Skeletor wanted more than anything else in Masters of the Universe.

Skeletor in his quest for eternal power, never reckoned with the might of He-Man. In the struggle to be absolute Master of the Universe.

by Master Of Cunts May 14, 2008

superfly slick dick

Ultra sexy, hard and attractive male. Reknowned for absolute intelligence and style.

Jamie: I made love to 3 beautiful women last night.
Friend: You are a superfly slick dick...

by Master of Cunts May 12, 2008

coin-op cunt

A woman operating her vagina in a manner to be conducive to payment.

'Janey was out all night and came home with a guy in a Mercedes. She is a coin-op cunt...'

by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

maccuntver

An exceptionally skilled, talented and otherwise original cunt. That can make anything, anywhere with nothing but mastery of cunt.

Jamie was at home yesterday and made an AK-47 from office stationary. He is such a Maccuntver...

by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

sycf

Shut - Your - Cunt - Flap

Mommy: ...I cant take any more...
Daddy: ...Sycf...

by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008