Definitions by Master of Cunts

cuntisafuckflap

Defined as a sickly cunt. An unhealthy fuck. A filthy flap.

I saw a junkie walking along the street. He was dribbling and tweaking. That junkie was cuntisafuckflap...

cuntisafuckflap by Master Of Cunts May 14, 2008

eternal power

What Skeletor wanted more than anything else in Masters of the Universe.

Skeletor in his quest for eternal power, never reckoned with the might of He-Man. In the struggle to be absolute Master of the Universe.

eternal power by Master Of Cunts May 14, 2008

In Space No-one Can Hear You Scream 

Absolute vacuum of space prevents sound waves from travelling and vice-versa.

When the user of a blondes face for sexual purposes finds that the pleasure sensation is too great and wishes to cry out in a manner befitting a scream. Realising to late that In Space No-one Can Hear You Scream...

In Space No-one Can Hear You Scream by Master Of Cunts May 14, 2008

cunt stab 

Archetypal description of penetrative sex.

Lady at a bar: Hi...
Jamie: Fancy a cunt stab?

cunt stab by Master Of Cunts May 14, 2008

cuntel

Dark side of any cartel. This is what an arrangement of gangsters are called after you find out how much they are charging for their drugs.

Friend: Fuck, the cuntel want $200k for a kilo of cocaine.
Jamie: Those bastards...

cuntel by Master Of Cunts May 13, 2008

dog day demolition 

downright dirty and damned destruction of anything anywhere.

President Bush: Our successful Iraq invasion was completed in record time...
Popular Conciousness: It was a dog day demolition

dog day demolition by Master of Cunts May 12, 2008

womble 

A generally descriptive word use to describe folk of British, English or Anglo persuasion.

Friend: Hey, who is that eating shit off that table?
Jamie: looks like a fucking womble...

womble by Master of Cunts May 12, 2008