Master of Cunts's definitions

dog day demolition

downright dirty and damned destruction of anything anywhere.

President Bush: Our successful Iraq invasion was completed in record time...
Popular Conciousness: It was a dog day demolition

by Master of Cunts May 12, 2008

coin-op cunt

A woman operating her vagina in a manner to be conducive to payment.

'Janey was out all night and came home with a guy in a Mercedes. She is a coin-op cunt...'

by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

nutfuckle

Mutated, altered fuck knuckle

If Little Jonny doesnt stop picking up hookers off the street he will turn into a nutfuckle...

by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

superfly slick dick

Ultra sexy, hard and attractive male. Reknowned for absolute intelligence and style.

Jamie: I made love to 3 beautiful women last night.
Friend: You are a superfly slick dick...

by Master of Cunts May 12, 2008

eternal power

What Skeletor wanted more than anything else in Masters of the Universe.

Skeletor in his quest for eternal power, never reckoned with the might of He-Man. In the struggle to be absolute Master of the Universe.

by Master Of Cunts May 14, 2008

cunt stab

Archetypal description of penetrative sex.

Lady at a bar: Hi...
Jamie: Fancy a cunt stab?

by Master Of Cunts May 14, 2008

Deep In The Hole

Act of being further, faster, harder, hotter and more extreme than any other.

Jamie: I hear they have not found Osama Bin Laden yet...
Friend: He is Deep In The Hole...

by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008