3 definitions by Master Jew
A spoken and written dialect first documented in the tribal regions of Oakland, California. Tribal members would debate over whether to call marijuana "weed" or "cannabis", until one individual combined the two into "weedabis". However, other natives misunderstood the origen of the word and incorrectly understood it as "weed-abis," thus creating the suffix "abis." Smokers and non-smokers alike from across the United States have since conversed in the 'abis' dialect, which simply reqiures the speaker to add 'abis' to the end of every sentence. 'Abis' may be optionally added to miscellaneous words.
Dan: "Grrr-abis I am so madabis!"
Joel: "Danabis, you're always madabis."
Pacman: "I want some snacksabis..."
Jordan: "Abis-abis."
Koji: "khaaaaaanh-abis!"
Joel: "Danabis, you're always madabis."
Pacman: "I want some snacksabis..."
Jordan: "Abis-abis."
Koji: "khaaaaaanh-abis!"
by Master Jew August 10, 2012