Definitions by Master Control
Brithmas
When you have a birthday so close to Christmas that you get screwed out of two separate days of presents.
Instead of birthday and Christmas presents, you get "Brithmas" presents.
If your actual birthday falls before Christmas, you know you won't be getting anything on Christmas day and if it falls after Christmas, you know there won't be any birthday presents.
If your birthday falls ON Christmas... you're boned but at least there won't be a full day of letdown.
Instead of birthday and Christmas presents, you get "Brithmas" presents.
If your actual birthday falls before Christmas, you know you won't be getting anything on Christmas day and if it falls after Christmas, you know there won't be any birthday presents.
If your birthday falls ON Christmas... you're boned but at least there won't be a full day of letdown.
1. I've never received a birthday gift nor a Christmas present... only a Brithmas gift.
2. Brithmas gifts are usually a license for people to kill two birds with one stone while spending only for a single present.
2. Brithmas gifts are usually a license for people to kill two birds with one stone while spending only for a single present.
Brithmas by Master Control December 21, 2008
nickel
1. Five cents in United States currency
2. Five dollars worth of drugs, usually marijuana.
3. (Slang) Five hundred dollars.
4. (Slang) Five years (in prison, in the army, etc.)
2. Five dollars worth of drugs, usually marijuana.
3. (Slang) Five hundred dollars.
4. (Slang) Five years (in prison, in the army, etc.)
1. I just spent my last nickel on a gumball.
2. I need weed, but I need rent money too; solution: buy a nickel.
3. I need a nickel to buy-in to this cardgame.
4. My boy Tre is doin' a nickel upstate for gta.
2. I need weed, but I need rent money too; solution: buy a nickel.
3. I need a nickel to buy-in to this cardgame.
4. My boy Tre is doin' a nickel upstate for gta.
nickel by Master Control July 18, 2008
ratemyshocker
noun, (location)
www.ratemyshocker.com is a magical, wonderful place, where people can go to see the most twisted, vile, foul images and video clips ever captured on digital media.
You will become quickly desensitized to even the most repulsive imagery.
www.ratemyshocker.com is a magical, wonderful place, where people can go to see the most twisted, vile, foul images and video clips ever captured on digital media.
You will become quickly desensitized to even the most repulsive imagery.
Several things you can see on ratemyshocker:
1. 2 girls 1 cup
2. 4 girls fingerpaint
3. Human/equine relations
1. 2 girls 1 cup
2. 4 girls fingerpaint
3. Human/equine relations
ratemyshocker by Master Control April 20, 2008
kiss the rings
v. to show respect, often used in the imperative tense.
This phrase originated as a result of the protocols observed during audiences with the catholic pope. At the close of the audience, the subordinate would traditionally show his respect to the leader of the church by kissing the papal sigil ring.
This phrase originated as a result of the protocols observed during audiences with the catholic pope. At the close of the audience, the subordinate would traditionally show his respect to the leader of the church by kissing the papal sigil ring.
"I've got a 2pm meeting with the boss... but I'm not about to kiss the rings."
"You just got crushed 49-0 in Madden-- kiss the rings, bitch!"
"You just got crushed 49-0 in Madden-- kiss the rings, bitch!"
kiss the rings by Master Control April 29, 2007
flutch
adj.
A portmanteau for "fucking clutch," meaning a superb performance under extreme pressure. An individual or performance may be called flutch.
A portmanteau for "fucking clutch," meaning a superb performance under extreme pressure. An individual or performance may be called flutch.
flutch by Master Control October 22, 2006
Silk
Silk by Master Control February 1, 2006
ginger
A human, characterized by pale skin, freckles and bright red hair. "Gingers" are generally considered to be inferior to their more melanin-rich brethren, and thus deservingly discriminated against. Gingers are thought to have no souls. The condition, "gingervitis" is genetic and incurable.
Ron Howard is a ginger.
Carrot Top is a good example of why gingers should be discriminated against.
Carrot Top is a good example of why gingers should be discriminated against.
ginger by master control November 19, 2005