2 definitions by Master Comander

When you continue to SnapChat someone solely because they are ugly and it brings you joy laughing at how ugly they are for less than 10 seconds.
Friend: Ew, who the hell is that?

You: Oh, that's my snapathetic friend. Come, take a picture with me so they can send us another ugly picture.
by Master Comander January 29, 2014
One who wakes a sleeping canine by means of poking. Usually it is done because the canine looks too adorable sleeping, or it is done for the short-lived face the canine makes upon waking up.
Mom: Why is the dog sleeping under my bed?

Me: Probably because I was being a Poochy Poker.
by Master Comander January 29, 2014

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