2 definitions by Master Comander

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When you continue to SnapChat someone solely because they are ugly and it brings you joy laughing at how ugly they are for less than 10 seconds.
Friend: Ew, who the hell is that?

You: Oh, that's my snapathetic friend. Come, take a picture with me so they can send us another ugly picture.
by Master Comander January 29, 2014

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One who wakes a sleeping canine by means of poking. Usually it is done because the canine looks too adorable sleeping, or it is done for the short-lived face the canine makes upon waking up.
Mom: Why is the dog sleeping under my bed?

Me: Probably because I was being a Poochy Poker.
by Master Comander January 29, 2014

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