Master Chief's definitions

Bruce Factor

The reason a drunk person may decide to climb onto a parked car, fall off, knock himself unconcious and be taken to a local hospital by Ambulance. He will also have his shoes confiscated by the Police and miss the rest of his best mates Stag night.

by Master Chief August 12, 2003

Po-Lo

Post-Lopez. Jennifer Lopez claimed that being "for real" was like breathing for her and that she was still "Jenny from the Block".

Considering she is the least grounded person since Yuri Gagarin, it is somewhat a surprise that even though everyone knew this, they STILL lapped it up.

David Blaine is radically Po-Lo in the scale of his attempts to turn pure shit into gold.

by Master Chief September 29, 2003

Halo

One of the best FPS games EVER. To all that say's it sucks, don't be sad your mom won't buy it for you and you're stuck with Mario.

Too bad I can't get Halo, so let me make fun of it on urbandictionary.com

by Master Chief October 28, 2003

Boli

The plural for "bollocks" (which, in turn, is the plural for bollock).

To be boli, a thing must be absolute and total bollocks. Immeasurable in it's bollock-ness.

Dave's drinking sheet was absolute boli!

by Master Chief August 12, 2003

weight nazi

One who is in charge of the Physical Readiness and Training (PRT) program at your echelon, whose duties include looking up your shorts while pretending to count the number of sit-ups you're doing and caressing your waist as he lovingly slides the tape around your belly to measure its circumference.

You are absolutely getting a Posthumous Purple Heart in your next combat tour, you fucking weight nazi.

by Master Chief July 12, 2003