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Bruce Factor

The reason a drunk person may decide to climb onto a parked car, fall off, knock himself unconcious and be taken to a local hospital by Ambulance. He will also have his shoes confiscated by the Police and miss the rest of his best mates Stag night.
by Master Chief August 12, 2003
mugGet the Bruce Factormug.

wickaye

Variant of wordwicked/word (an amount of cool) - that which is wickaye is invariably good! Can be deemed fantastic.
"That new hard-trance anthem from Tidy.com is WICKAYE!" >Ali G finger snap follows here<
by Master Chief June 20, 2003
mugGet the wickayemug.

weight nazi

One who is in charge of the Physical Readiness and Training (PRT) program at your echelon, whose duties include looking up your shorts while pretending to count the number of sit-ups you're doing and caressing your waist as he lovingly slides the tape around your belly to measure its circumference.
You are absolutely getting a Posthumous Purple Heart in your next combat tour, you fucking weight nazi.
by Master Chief July 12, 2003
mugGet the weight nazimug.

Bruce Factor

A measure of damage, luck and misfortune. The Bruce Factor may arrive at a party as soon as the first glass is broken where apon the rest of the evening will be a veritable chaos of broken mirrors, bad luck, stray corks, stolen lighters, badly pulled bongs resulting in a strange, guttoral choke and general pandemonium. The Bruce Factor will leave approximately one hour after you have evicted your Bruce (a drunken mess) to the great wide world...
"My god we have a lot of broken glasses!"
"Yes. I blame the Bruce Factor."
by Master Chief June 20, 2003
mugGet the Bruce Factormug.

Balla

One who has skills.
Many Skills. Not neccessarily at basketball, but rather any activity that uses balls (not the persons)
It requires much skill to achieve "balla" status
: "Damn, that nigga is a balla!"
by Master Chief June 9, 2003
mugGet the Ballamug.

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