Master Chief's definitions

Halo

One of the best FPS games EVER. To all that say's it sucks, don't be sad your mom won't buy it for you and you're stuck with Mario.

Too bad I can't get Halo, so let me make fun of it on urbandictionary.com

by Master Chief October 28, 2003

noob stick

may originate from counterstrike but now it means the cheap ass close range sword used in Halo 2.

noobs use it (cheap ass fuckers) and get killed bye it (cause all they can suck is ass)

Play live all day long and dont using the FUCKING noob stick you fucking noob . . . (dual wield plasma rifle/plasma pistol!!!)

by Master Chief December 1, 2004

nya

something you say when you're trying to think of the word to use but you can't think of it at the time.

That's so... sooo... nyaa!! I can't think of the word right now, but you get what I fuckin' mean right?

by Master Chief April 17, 2004

zenbad

The term is a derogatory term used to define that someone (or something) is really hopeless at what that do.

Derivative of the word bad

Source, believed to originate from fighters within the covenant.

"god, you are worse than worse you are zenbad !!"

by Master Chief November 13, 2004

Firend

loves dancing on the corner and getting paid to lick pickles.

Phillip is a firend.

by Master Chief January 30, 2017

Balla

One who has skills.
Many Skills. Not neccessarily at basketball, but rather any activity that uses balls (not the persons)
It requires much skill to achieve "balla" status

: "Damn, that nigga is a balla!"

by Master Chief June 9, 2003

Bruce Factor

A measure of damage, luck and misfortune. The Bruce Factor may arrive at a party as soon as the first glass is broken where apon the rest of the evening will be a veritable chaos of broken mirrors, bad luck, stray corks, stolen lighters, badly pulled bongs resulting in a strange, guttoral choke and general pandemonium. The Bruce Factor will leave approximately one hour after you have evicted your Bruce (a drunken mess) to the great wide world...

"My god we have a lot of broken glasses!"
"Yes. I blame the Bruce Factor."

by Master Chief June 20, 2003