3 definitions by Masta Piz

Soft Shelled Crab Sandwich

When a girl has a yeast infection and you take two slices of bread. put it over her vag and take a bite of the yeast infection. mmmmmmmmhmmm tasty good

fat people soft shelled crab sandwich good looks cook

by Masta Piz April 19, 2009

The Colgate

The Colgate is when you are recieving some dank ass dome (head) and upon completion you shave your pubes, throw them in your tricks mouth, finish your load and swab that ho's teath.

The colgate, what i did to my girlfriend last week

by Masta Piz April 19, 2009

Crapsticles

shit for balls

alec baldwin has crapsticles

by Masta Piz April 19, 2009