2 definitions by Martin Steezfactor

Top Definition
1) One who usually has tubes in his chest
2) uses everyone he can for what ever they have
3) usually on myspace looking for girls under 14 or at the local jr high watching cheer leading practice
4) known for not having any variety
5) compulsively lying about everything
6) falls inlove with girls that look like men
2) "hey thomas come over"
"alright my mom will take me though cause my car broke down"
"oh nevermind then"

3) "hey how old are you"
":D B=====D~~~"

4) "dude stop doing the same trick"
"oh sorry i felt like mark b today"

5) "i fakie varial heeled fisler"

6) "hi my name is anita but my friends call me MANita cause i look like a dude"
":D <3<3<3<3"
by Martin Steezfactor January 12, 2008
a freak who goes to buena park high
also used to call someone a faggot, turtle, pidgeon, martian, or other (alien)
usually has an egg shaped head or chode
smells like onions/garlic (actually sweats it)
usually can be spotted with cum shot on forehead
"shut up gil"

"beep bop"

"martin is such a gilbert"

"omg if i looked like gilbert, I'd kill myself"\

"do you know gilbert?"
"you mean that guy that smells like onions?"
by Martin Steezfactor January 12, 2008

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