Martin Reynolds's definitions

Bridge

The act of laying toilet paper from one side of the toilet pan to the other so it catches your shit as it drops from your anus. You then lift the 'bridge' from the toilet and then wave it across the bathroom to create an uber disgusting smell.

Did you just do a bridge just then? It stinks!

by Martin Reynolds July 20, 2008

Fun Buns

Grown-up person who enjoys the small waves the the wave machine creates, in a sense staying at the shallow end.

Check out her! Fun Buns!

by Martin Reynolds May 26, 2005