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2 definitions by Martin Harkins

 
1.
A lady who enjoys the taste of a ladies parts.
My wife left me as she turned out to be a dirty fud muncher!
by Martin Harkins July 28, 2006
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2.
Ladies parts that are unclean and scabby and therefore cause chaffing and iritation to the penis during sex.
Her bloody shell fish near took ma nob off!
by Martin Harkins July 28, 2006
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