2 definitions by Marlinspike

Saltwater Firehose

Spontaneous discharge of the mainline in a nautical setting.

I got so excited during the Shellback ceremony I nearly blew my Saltwater Firehose.

by Marlinspike February 5, 2023

throw the brown flag

To assert that a statement or idea is bullshit. Analagous to throwing the penalty flag in (American) football.

Fox News is the finest example of unbiased, straightforward news reporting ever to grace the airwaves.

Man, I'm gonna have to throw the brown flag on that.

by Marlinspike March 30, 2010