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Clit Stroker (kuh.lit-stro.ker)

1. The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates, homologous with the clitoris. In mammals, it also serves as the male organ of urinary excretion.

2. Any of various copulatory organs in males of lower animals.

3. My wondrous man-tool. (see wombjabber)
When I get my clit stroker thrusting at just the right angle, she starts doing her impression of a Yellowstone geyser!
by markishmark August 21, 2008

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1. A word I created while commenting on the plagiarized WOTD, the royal we.
2. An unintelligent, uneducated toolshed who is lacking the creativity gene that should be required to achieve WOTD!
3. The scary, hairy women who start to look really good at closing time.
4. Your buddies who always make fun of you the day after you've come-to next to a couple of fat, hairy, toothless shitshacks.
Me: You call yourselves friends? Why the hell don't you remind me that my judgment is impaired when I'm about to take home a shitshack?

Alleged friends: 'Cause we like to remind you of it later when you are surrounded by all of the hot babes at work!

Me: Shitshacks!
by markishmark August 15, 2008

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Rutpuddles happen when the car-width ruts in the road created by the grinding of studded snow tires fill up with water. Alaska roads are notorious for this driving hazard which can cause a driver to lose control of the vehicle due to hydroplaning.
On my way to work this morning, I hit a deep rutpuddle and lost control of my car; hit a moose, and then slammed into the back of Sarah Palin's Suburban! Damn, she's fine!
by markishmark September 10, 2008

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Jackin' (Jak-in)

v. jack·ed, jack·in', jacks

v.intr.
1. To issue forth man chowder in a forceful stream or jet; jackin'.
2. To eject baby batter in a jet towards a goo receptacle.

v.tr.
1. To eject goo stew forcibly in a gooey stream from a narrow opening in the wombjabber.
2. To make moist with a jacking of baby gravy.

n.
1. The act of jacking a load.
2. A jacked jet of liquid spewed forth from the clit stroker.
Wtf? Imma jackin' my load into her goo receptacle when all of a sudden, a message pops up for WOTD. You dorknuffas interrupted a good dick sucking for this shitty shit? What a bunch of fuckin' fuctards!
by markishmark August 21, 2008

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Jackin' (Jak-in)

v. jack·ed, jack·in', jacks

v.intr.
1. To issue forth man chowder in a forceful stream or jet; jackin'.

2. To eject baby batter in a jet towards a goo receptacle.

v.tr.
1. To eject goo stew forcibly in a gooey stream from a narrow opening in the wombjabber.

2. To make moist with a jacking of baby gravy.

n.
1. The act of jacking a load.

2. A jacked jet of liquid spewed forth from the clit stroker.
I was jackin' my load into Amy's goo receptacle when she sneezed coochie sauce all over everything! When I got home all tatored, my boner sniffer freaked out at the smell of strange pink taco on my package.
by markishmark August 23, 2008

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Jackin' (Jak-in)

v. jack·ed, jack·in', jacks

v.intr.
1. To issue forth man chowder in a forceful stream or jet; jackin'.
2. To eject baby batter in a jet towards a goo receptacle.

v.tr.
1. To eject spoatie forcibly in a gooey stream from a narrow opening in the wombjabber.
2. To make moist with a jacking of baby gravy.

n.
1. The act of jacking a load.
2. A jacked jet of liquid spewed forth from the clit stroker.
Wtf? Imma jackin' my load into her goo receptacle when all of a sudden, a message pops up for WOTD. You dorknuffas interrupted a good dick sucking for this shitty shit? What a bunch of fuckin' fuctards!
by markishmark August 21, 2008

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The hottest woman to ever be named as a Vice Presidential running mate!
Have you seen Alaska's Governor Sarah Palin? She is McCain's schmokin' hot pick for Vice President in the upcoming 2008 Presidential election!
by markishmark August 29, 2008

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