2 definitions by Mark Lyttle

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The area in which dried up poo gets stuck to one's hair should one fail to wipe one's bottom satisfactorily: combination of crusty and buttocks.
Tom didn't wipe his bottom carefully, so now he has cruttocks.
by Mark Lyttle April 26, 2004

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an undersufficiently moist female reproductive organ (a crusty cunt)
i bet Margret Thatcher has one hell of a crunt
by Mark Lyttle March 10, 2004

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