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2 definitions by Mark Lyttle

 
1.
The area in which dried up poo gets stuck to one's hair should one fail to wipe one's bottom satisfactorily: combination of crusty and buttocks.
Tom didn't wipe his bottom carefully, so now he has cruttocks.
by Mark Lyttle April 26, 2004
 
2.
an undersufficiently moist female reproductive organ (a crusty cunt)
i bet Margret Thatcher has one hell of a crunt
by Mark Lyttle March 10, 2004