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6 definitions by Mark C. McKenna

 
1.
1.)When you celebrate a win by dousing the coach in gatorade before the game is over, and you end up losing.

2.)When you celebrate a touchdown and spike the ball before you make it to the endzone, and look like a retard when it is called back. (DaSean Jackson, T.J. Jones).
Dude, look at the premature joculation on the sideline, the game is not over.
by Mark C. McKenna September 12, 2010
 
2.
to jack off and then immediatley afterwards go to sleep..
dood, im so tired, im thinking semen 'n' dreamin' tonight..
by Mark C. McKenna September 15, 2010
 
3.
a large whore house in india
cumdog millionaire was fillmed in the biggest cum slum in all of india.
by Mark C. McKenna September 15, 2010
 
4.
the fleshy patch of skin that covers your adams apple. Guys only...
Shit, mikes got a nice throatum...
by Mark C. McKenna September 05, 2010
 
5.
someone who puts up with your shit...
zoo keeper... self explanitory
by Mark C. McKenna September 17, 2010
 
6.
someone who goes out with his/her friends and doesn't "have fun" the way the rest of them do. The say that "their parents will kill them", or "their future is too important to mess up on one night". A.K.A. a pussy
You think that your too school for cool. But I got a newsflash for you... your not.
by Mark C. McKenna October 24, 2010