Definitions by Mark Barker
unexpected thermal event
Press 5 had an unexpected thermal event
Translation: shit went sideways and we had to call the fire department.
Translation: shit went sideways and we had to call the fire department.
unexpected thermal event by Mark Barker June 24, 2021
The Evaporator
When you let a fart that is so wet, stanky, and nasty that you swear to god you just shit yourself, but when you check your drawers, there is no shit to be found. Must have evaporated
Adam: FAAAARRRRTTTTT
Mo: Goddamn, dude, you better hope that was the evaporator, otherwise you just ruined a set of drawers.
Mo: Goddamn, dude, you better hope that was the evaporator, otherwise you just ruined a set of drawers.
The Evaporator by Mark Barker October 28, 2014
japanese torpedo
A strange and extremely difficult sex move. It is accomplished by climbing up on the dresser, night stand, or any other elevated platform in the bedroom, screaming “BANZAI!” and jumping off in an attempt to jam the male member into any available orifice.
japanese torpedo by Mark Barker May 22, 2006