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A young man by age but a mind that combines that of a small child's judgment with a professors knowledge of dangerous chemicals. Often changes it's appearance from trying to be metal to trying harder to be metal but successfully failing each time. Known widely for it's "Niffer Freak-outs", which can be subsided with a small candy, again similar to a child. Although it seems to have some good taste in music, it is outweighed by its extreme distaste for exceedingly good music, and its suspiciously high amount of Simple Plan songs that come on during shuffle. Also a synonym for Cockfag. Also know as "Cockfag on Ice"
Remember that time we locked Niffer in his garage and he tried to stab you and light me on fire?

What do you wanna do tonight?
We could go to niffers...
Lets call Jerry.
by MariJEWana October 17, 2009

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