4 definitions by Marcuscommenter
by Marcuscommenter June 14, 2023
That’s right, bitches. I’m defining the dictionary.
Urban Dictionary is an online dictionary that allows anyone to post a definition on it.
Most often used as a way to confess to crushes or cuss someone out. It is also a useful tool to find random gags. Like the definition of sex, by who knows what: “To shove your schlong into a lava lamp because you are a lonely bitch.
Should you simply be a wandering 13 year old it can also serve as a way to look up slurs.
Urban dictionary is a way to see what words are hip such as “amogus” and “penis”
Urban Dictionary is an online dictionary that allows anyone to post a definition on it.
Most often used as a way to confess to crushes or cuss someone out. It is also a useful tool to find random gags. Like the definition of sex, by who knows what: “To shove your schlong into a lava lamp because you are a lonely bitch.
Should you simply be a wandering 13 year old it can also serve as a way to look up slurs.
Urban dictionary is a way to see what words are hip such as “amogus” and “penis”
Urban Dictionary is a godsend
by Marcuscommenter June 14, 2023
A cube of the sad parts of the pig. Because no one else wants them, hormel just tosses them into the meat grinder to put in cans.
Means “spiced ham” because it has enough sodium to choke a horse.
It actually quite delicious when you haven’t eaten in a week to “save money”
Means “spiced ham” because it has enough sodium to choke a horse.
It actually quite delicious when you haven’t eaten in a week to “save money”
The homeless dude: “Please help me”
Me: “All I’ve got is a can of Spam and a lot of medical bills”
Homeless man: “I’ll take it”
Me: “All I’ve got is a can of Spam and a lot of medical bills”
Homeless man: “I’ll take it”
by Marcuscommenter June 14, 2023
A word that I just made up that describes a soft piece of clothing or a blanket that is fresh out of the dryer. It can also describe the feeling of some warm milk slipping down your throat.
by Marcuscommenter June 14, 2023