2 definitions by Marcus Aurelius Alexander
Chateaubriand (sometimes called chateaubriand ménage à trois) is a sexual escapade that traditionally consists of a large filet of man-meat sandwiched between two lesser pieces of vagina that are abruptly discarded after fucking.
Yo, did you hear about The Situation? I heard he got smooshed by Snooki and JWoww. Talk about a Chateaubriand!
by Marcus Aurelius Alexander December 26, 2022
Chateaubriand (sometimes called a chateaubriand ménage à trois) is a sexual escapade that consists of a prime cut of meat engaging in adventurous sexual intercourse with two lesser (and very fortunate) pieces of meat.
Yo, did you hear about The Situation? Mike got smooshed by Snooki and JWow… talk about a Chateaubriand!
by Marcus Aurelius Alexander December 26, 2022