1 definition by Marco Local KJR

Marco Island

A city now in SW Florida where 99.9% of the inhabitants are over the age of 90 but still think they can drive. Also a good place to go if you are between the ages of 14-21 and would like to get harassed by both the locals and local police force alike. Tourist girls that are cute and between the ages of 15-18 are more than welcome and please bring friends

Oh my gosh mom Marco Island is chop full of old people!!

Marco island is just another large retirement home

I love Marco Island

by Marco Local KJR August 9, 2009