Fantastic North London football giants. Cosmopolitan support, unlike neighbouring clubs in the capital. Current top-rated English players include Jermain Defoe, Ledley King and Paul Robinson. Great players of the past include Glenn Hoddle, Gazza, Klinsmann and Jimmy Greaves.
Arsenal, West Ham and Chelsea fans will probably need to refer to a dictionary to find out what "cosmopolitan" means.
Small market town situated in South Norfolk characterized by slack-jawed yokels and chav youths. An influx of Essex folk have moved into the county reducing its appeal further. Otherwise, Diss is surrounded by beautiful English countryside with no hills.
"I can't read and I can't write, but I can drive a tractor!"