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Gold Digger

A woman who dates or marries a man just to get her grubby little hands on his money.
Gold Digger: "Hello Mr McCartney, my name's Heather Mills."
by Manx bloke November 5, 2006
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Wanked Out

"I was at it for a solid 30 minutes, now I'm all Wanked Out!"
by Manx bloke November 5, 2006
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Stinkin'

Sorry to say this mate, but your girlfriend is stinkin'
by Manx bloke September 6, 2006
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wtrf

Generally stands for 'What the royal fuck'.

A more grandiose version of "wtf" (What the fuck).

Used when "wtf" just isn't enough to express one's surprise/shock/anger etc.

Commonly suffixed with numerous exclamation marks/question marks.

Capitalisation is often used to express further surprise/shock/anger etc, but is not essential.
A. "Dude, I've just had my wang tattooed, check it out."
B. "wtrf!!!???"

A. "Dude, you should have seen the chick I nailed last night, horny as fuck"
B. "Cool, do I know her?"
A. "Yeah dude, it was your little sister."
B. "WTRF!!!!!???"
by Manx Bloke February 7, 2013
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Fellatio Nelson

Performing an act of fellatio. (A pun on Heratio Nelson and Nelson's Column).
We were sat there watching tv, and the next thing I knew she was giving me the old Fellatio Nelson!
by Manx bloke September 3, 2006
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Mint Condition

A phrase used to describe a particularly attractive and sexy female.
"Wow! Jenna is looking in Mint Condition!"
"You are in totally Mint Condition girl!"
by Manx bloke November 5, 2006
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Political Correctness

Political Correctness - The ideal that forces people, through peer-pressure, to use certain words or act in a certain way as to not cause offence to anyone.

Taking the idea of equality to the extreme.

Often championed by the BBC, who not only use politically correct terms, but often use the "token black man/token female" in many programmes and features.

A tool frequently used by New Labour.

The eradicator of free-speech.

The root of everything that is wrong with society today.
A shot-arse is not "physically challenged", he/she is a short arse.
A dumbass is not "mentally challenged", he/she is a dumbass.
A binman is not a "refuse collector", he/she is a binman.
A postman is not a "letter carrier", he/she is a postman.
The loser in a boxing match did not "finish second place", he/she lost!

Political Correctness is a plague on modern society.
by Manx Bloke July 13, 2007
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