9 definitions by Mandasm
When you're acquainted with a male or female identifying by the name "Jakob" (Also applies to people named Jacob) who are behaving in a manner that either displeases you or are not aligning with the goals commonly sought to be achieved.
I asked my acquaintance Jakob if I could have sexual intercourse with his loving beautiful mother. When he said no I thought: "Man, what a Gaykob!"
"Whenever I play League of Legends with Jakob he always tries to kill steal even though he is a support!" "Really? Man, what a Gaykob!"
"Whenever I play League of Legends with Jakob he always tries to kill steal even though he is a support!" "Really? Man, what a Gaykob!"
by Mandasm September 9, 2021
The specific term describing one homosexual individuals responsibilities specifically associated with their sexual preferences.
Example 1:
Every year at Pride Month, Greg has an obligaytion to show off his impressive sixpack, wave the beauty that is the rainbow flag like a majestic cape around neck and "Go hunt some bears" if you know what I mean.
Example 2:
Laura: "Hey Kimmy, as a straight woman Ive always wondered what it's like to go down under on an Australian lass?"
Kimmy: "Well it's not exactly my cup of tea, but just like a child in kindergarden I feel like I have an obligaytion to be eating (lunch) box when someone filled it with love just for me, you know?"
Every year at Pride Month, Greg has an obligaytion to show off his impressive sixpack, wave the beauty that is the rainbow flag like a majestic cape around neck and "Go hunt some bears" if you know what I mean.
Example 2:
Laura: "Hey Kimmy, as a straight woman Ive always wondered what it's like to go down under on an Australian lass?"
Kimmy: "Well it's not exactly my cup of tea, but just like a child in kindergarden I feel like I have an obligaytion to be eating (lunch) box when someone filled it with love just for me, you know?"
by Mandasm March 20, 2023