Mandasm's definitions

Buttheard

When a female is in a legal battle with a male that she is expected to win because of her gender, but then hard evidence comes in to show that he is in fact innocent. First it looked like the female was winning hard, but in reality she is getting pounded legally, referring to the legal battle between Johnny Depp and Amber Heard.

"My wife is trying to get the kids because she claims that I am an alcoholic, however we have security cameras in our house that shows the opposite!" Said Frederik. "Wauw, you're pounding that woman legally, she must be pretty buttheard!" answered Christian.

"Remember that time were Amber Heard was trying to destroy Johnny Depp because he was a man so no one would believe him?" "Yeah, boy were she wrong! I will never forget how buttheard she was!"

by Mandasm June 1, 2022

Gaykob

When you're acquainted with a male or female identifying by the name "Jakob" (Also applies to people named Jacob) who are behaving in a manner that either displeases you or are not aligning with the goals commonly sought to be achieved.

I asked my acquaintance Jakob if I could have sexual intercourse with his loving beautiful mother. When he said no I thought: "Man, what a Gaykob!"

"Whenever I play League of Legends with Jakob he always tries to kill steal even though he is a support!" "Really? Man, what a Gaykob!"

by Mandasm September 9, 2021