Mandasm's definitions
When you're acquainted with a male or female identifying by the name "Jakob" (Also applies to people named Jacob) who are behaving in a manner that either displeases you or are not aligning with the goals commonly sought to be achieved.
I asked my acquaintance Jakob if I could have sexual intercourse with his loving beautiful mother. When he said no I thought: "Man, what a Gaykob!"
"Whenever I play League of Legends with Jakob he always tries to kill steal even though he is a support!" "Really? Man, what a Gaykob!"
"Whenever I play League of Legends with Jakob he always tries to kill steal even though he is a support!" "Really? Man, what a Gaykob!"
by Mandasm September 9, 2021
Get the Gaykobmug. A typical greeting between Chinese Americans, used as a combination of the Chinese: "Ni hao" and the English: "How are you?" Its a way for the Chinese Americans, also known by the Chinese as bananas, white on the inside and yellow on the outside, to celebrate both their asian and western heritage.
When a Chinese American ask a fellow Chinese American the age old question "Ni how are you? Would you like some dumplings?" They always expect them to reply: "Ni how are you yourself? Im good, and dumplings sounds terrific! Happy year of the unicorn!"
by Mandasm May 20, 2022
Get the Ni how are you?mug.