2 definitions by Man with no Name

Top Definition
1. a preternatural being, commonly believed to be a reanimated corpse that bites your dick instead of your neck.

2. a woman who unscrupulously exploits, ruins, or degrades the men she seduces.

3. a cocksucker
Jake: blah I vant to suck your dick! (lol)

Johnny: oh shit! Jake’s a penis vampire!!!

Duke: but there are no bite marks on his neck, how can this be happing?

Johnny: it was Emily, that bitch she bit his dick and turned him into a undead cocksucker.
by man with no name December 27, 2008
one that engages in the sick act of fucking an animal because their are gross or a loser that cant get with normal people.
mostly filthy muslims or new zealand
mohammad: so i was walking along and the strangest thing happen.

US solider: What happen

mohammad: i see this camel with the most beautiful eyelashes ever and i thought to myself oh my allah i must ravage this beast so i did.

US solider: What the Fuck man gross "blows him away"
Beast Fucker!!!!!

mohammad: oh noes i am dying with my last breath i will curse you may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits. "croaks"

US solider:*sunglasses* Fuck Yeah!!!!!
by Man with no Name April 10, 2011

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