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1 definition by Man of 1000 words

 
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A condition which you feel like you have to go to the bathroom, but you can't shit. Constarrhea is a combination of constipation and diarrhea.
My dog has constarrhea. I think he has to go, but he wouldn't shit.
by Man of 1000 words February 15, 2006