2 definitions by Majestic Lizard
1. A high school drop out with a room temperature IQ who inherited a large fortune. She is primarily known for her amateur porn publicity stunt, pretending to be a model, and lip-syncing music which she had no creative connection to.
2. Another name for a crack whore. This term gets its name from the eponymous celebrity imbecile.
2. Another name for a crack whore. This term gets its name from the eponymous celebrity imbecile.
1. Paris Hilton is a bad influence on children because she espouses the philosophy that fame is more desirable than talent, intellect, or moral integrity.
2. As I drive down a street, I observe Paris Hilton getting in and out of several parked cars.
2. As I drive down a street, I observe Paris Hilton getting in and out of several parked cars.
by Majestic Lizard May 13, 2007
Company that makes substandard desktop computers, but has mediocre customer service.
Known for putting cheap proprietary parts (such as underpowered power supplies) in desktop computers so that the parts fail around the time the warranty expires. Forcing customers to either buy overpriced proprietary parts from HP, or buy new PCs.
This is good news for technicians who know of work arounds to repairing Hewlett Packards. Most computers seen at repair shops are, in fact, Hewlett Packards.
However,
Known for putting cheap proprietary parts (such as underpowered power supplies) in desktop computers so that the parts fail around the time the warranty expires. Forcing customers to either buy overpriced proprietary parts from HP, or buy new PCs.
This is good news for technicians who know of work arounds to repairing Hewlett Packards. Most computers seen at repair shops are, in fact, Hewlett Packards.
However,
Jim bought an Hewlett Packard desktop in July of 2006 and it lasted until exactly after the warranty ran out.
by Majestic Lizard May 13, 2007