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r/unpopularopinion

A true abomination of a sub. If you actually use the sub for its purpose, you get downvoted into oblivion, but if you post a popular opinion, then you get upvotes and awards and what have you. This is why r/the10thdentist is better.
Person: "guys rape is bad"
The post: 100k upvotes and 35 awards
All the comments: "wow this really belongs on r/unpopularopinion!"
by Magic kitty October 12, 2021
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16GB phone

Honestly, these shouldn't even exist. There's no way you can download any more than 10 apps, give or take. 32GB is preferable although that can run out just as quickly if you're not careful. 64GB is just where you want it, and 128GB is godsent.
"I have a 16GB phone and it keeps telling me that it's ran out of storage, and so I deleted everything I possibly could and it's still saying that! I need to upgrade to 64GB or 128GB soon."
by Magic kitty April 29, 2022
mugGet the 16GB phonemug.

Suicide

The act of ending one's own life. It's not for attention - for if you're dead it's negated anyway, it's not cowardly or selfish. Only those who assume it is are cowardly and selfish.

It's done because you're depressed.
Depression is a disease, like cancer or diabetes. You don't ostracise or vilify someone for having cancer or diabetes, right? How's this any different? If someone got a disease from their own lifestyle you'd still not yell at them for it because they're suffering enough.

Or if someone got a less serious illness like a cold or something and the day before they went outside in the cold without a jacket you'd still not yell at them. A "You should wear a jacket next time" at most. Something constructive, not destructive.

And you wouldn't yell at someone for not telling you why they're sick, because they don't always know, and yelling at them makes it worse, for them and for you. It's backwards logic that if you want someone to open up to you, that you yell at them about not opening up or talking to them.

A few reasons why someone may want to do so are: stress, drama, overwhelmed, the loss of life, bullying, things going awry, people making you feel worse, places, actions, moods, thinking it is easier, moods, wanting to "restart," the past, or the future.

These are all reasons. None are invalid, they are just tragic as reasons. If you or someone you know is depressed/suicidal, and you don't have a recognisable reason, it makes no difference on how bad it is.
You're not an idiot, you can plug in your own example. But as for a final reiteration, don't ostracise or vilify someone who tried to commit suicide, or someone who is depressed. A few years ago my mom asked in the car why I tried to kill myself, and I said I didn't know, and she got mad and started beating her steering wheel because I wouldn't give her an answer. That was years ago and I still remember it. I remember how scared I was, and how I swore to myself to never open up to her as much as I used to. Her and I have a strained relationship now.

Years later, I attempted again, and she said it was for attention and to join a bandwagon. It wasn't. She is a horrible person who grossly misunderstands mental health, please don't be like her.
by Magic kitty June 9, 2022
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Beans

"Beans," or "Forbidden/Baked beans"is used in the r/MadeOfStyrofoam community to mean the layer of fat. It is said that the fat looks like baked beans.
Person: "Ew, look at this later of fat! It looks like beans!"
by Magic kitty April 10, 2022
mugGet the Beansmug.

3.14159265358979323846 264338327950288419716939937510

The first 50 digits of pi. If you know this by memory, you're a nerd.
Person 1: "The first 50 digits of pi is 3.14159265358979323846 264338327950288419716939937510."

Person 2: "Shut up, nerd."
by Magic kitty November 18, 2021
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Terribly right

When something goes the way you wanted it to, but you realize that it wasn't for your best interest. Sometimes, "terribly" is used to modify "right," meaning "very right". Depends on context.
Person 1: "I didn't anticipate this going..."
Person 2: "It went terribly right, in my opinion."
by Magic kitty October 29, 2021
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Widdle

Informal British verb meaning to urinate, also baby speak, or to imitate child-like enunciation, of the word "little." If it is the latter, then it's either said or spelled this way as a sign of endearment, or to be condescending, or to talk down to this person.
#1 "I just took a widdle in the bathroom"
#2 (as endearment) "Oh, you're just a cute widdle angel :3"
#2.1 (as condescending) "Cry more, you poor widdle baby"
by Magic kitty March 31, 2022
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