22 definitions by Magic kitty
Death and taxes are a fait accompli.
by Magic kitty June 9, 2022
Person: "Ugh, summer is coming up! With these barcodes on my arms, I can't possibly go short-sleeved!"
by Magic kitty April 10, 2022
Like friendship where the feeling is mutual and reciprocated, but instead of being just each other's friends they simp for each other. This includes, but definitely not limited to: putting one on a pedestal as though they are the mere embodiment of perfection, constantly complimenting each other, always talking to each other, talking about the most boring stuff that you two still can't help but find interesting, whereas anyone else would've long been asleep if you had the same conversation with them, telling utterly pointless stories from your lives, telling secrets to them that you took a personal and seldom oath to yourself to never tell, etc.
If you feel that you have a relationship that is reminiscent of the aforementioned, you're made for each other. Ask them out.
If you feel that you have a relationship that is reminiscent of the aforementioned, you're made for each other. Ask them out.
Person 1: "I talk to him 24/7 and we never get tired of each other!"
Person 2: "Sounds like a simpship."
Person 2: "Sounds like a simpship."
by Magic kitty May 3, 2022
A true abomination of a sub. If you actually use the sub for its purpose, you get downvoted into oblivion, but if you post a popular opinion, then you get upvotes and awards and what have you. This is why r/the10thdentist is better.
Person: "guys rape is bad"
The post: 100k upvotes and 35 awards
All the comments: "wow this really belongs on r/unpopularopinion!"
The post: 100k upvotes and 35 awards
All the comments: "wow this really belongs on r/unpopularopinion!"
by Magic kitty October 12, 2021
by Magic kitty March 31, 2022
A phatic expression (used as a greet or "small talk" for its own sake) for which I have an unaffected scorn. When I get up in the mornings, I have no desire to tell people good morning. I just want to be left alone. It's so annoying because half the time the people who say this are just random people at school like teachers who don't actually care, and only say it out of some moral obligation, and you're coerced into saying it back out of the same moral obligation and unbreakable social decency. I have social anxiety and really just don't want to talk to anyone. If it's said by someone who may actually give a shit, like family members or friends, then fine, but if it's stupid teachers who don't even acknowledge you but the first 10 seconds in the morning that they see you, then the phrase itself can go to Hell for all I care.
by Magic kitty April 29, 2022
The act of ending one's own life. It's not for attention - for if you're dead it's negated anyway, it's not cowardly or selfish. Only those who assume it is are cowardly and selfish.
It's done because you're depressed.
Depression is a disease, like cancer or diabetes. You don't ostracise or vilify someone for having cancer or diabetes, right? How's this any different? If someone got a disease from their own lifestyle you'd still not yell at them for it because they're suffering enough.
Or if someone got a less serious illness like a cold or something and the day before they went outside in the cold without a jacket you'd still not yell at them. A "You should wear a jacket next time" at most. Something constructive, not destructive.
And you wouldn't yell at someone for not telling you why they're sick, because they don't always know, and yelling at them makes it worse, for them and for you. It's backwards logic that if you want someone to open up to you, that you yell at them about not opening up or talking to them.
A few reasons why someone may want to do so are: stress, drama, overwhelmed, the loss of life, bullying, things going awry, people making you feel worse, places, actions, moods, thinking it is easier, moods, wanting to "restart," the past, or the future.
These are all reasons. None are invalid, they are just tragic as reasons. If you or someone you know is depressed/suicidal, and you don't have a recognisable reason, it makes no difference on how bad it is.
It's done because you're depressed.
Depression is a disease, like cancer or diabetes. You don't ostracise or vilify someone for having cancer or diabetes, right? How's this any different? If someone got a disease from their own lifestyle you'd still not yell at them for it because they're suffering enough.
Or if someone got a less serious illness like a cold or something and the day before they went outside in the cold without a jacket you'd still not yell at them. A "You should wear a jacket next time" at most. Something constructive, not destructive.
And you wouldn't yell at someone for not telling you why they're sick, because they don't always know, and yelling at them makes it worse, for them and for you. It's backwards logic that if you want someone to open up to you, that you yell at them about not opening up or talking to them.
A few reasons why someone may want to do so are: stress, drama, overwhelmed, the loss of life, bullying, things going awry, people making you feel worse, places, actions, moods, thinking it is easier, moods, wanting to "restart," the past, or the future.
These are all reasons. None are invalid, they are just tragic as reasons. If you or someone you know is depressed/suicidal, and you don't have a recognisable reason, it makes no difference on how bad it is.
You're not an idiot, you can plug in your own example. But as for a final reiteration, don't ostracise or vilify someone who tried to commit suicide, or someone who is depressed. A few years ago my mom asked in the car why I tried to kill myself, and I said I didn't know, and she got mad and started beating her steering wheel because I wouldn't give her an answer. That was years ago and I still remember it. I remember how scared I was, and how I swore to myself to never open up to her as much as I used to. Her and I have a strained relationship now.
Years later, I attempted again, and she said it was for attention and to join a bandwagon. It wasn't. She is a horrible person who grossly misunderstands mental health, please don't be like her.
Years later, I attempted again, and she said it was for attention and to join a bandwagon. It wasn't. She is a horrible person who grossly misunderstands mental health, please don't be like her.
by Magic kitty June 9, 2022