3 definitions by Mafrackincrackin

patchy fu manchu

When a man blows his load on a girls top lip/just under her nose, and the jazz (jizz) pours down either side of her mouth.

Last night I gave Laura a patchy fu Manchu. That cum mustache can't be unseen.

by Mafrackincrackin March 3, 2015

frosty jim

The act of urinating in a condom, Freezing the condom, and using it as a phalice on a woman/mate. Origin: Family Guy

Quagmire gave her a Frosty Jim

by Mafrackincrackin February 9, 2015

crusty glove

A sock previously used for masturbationthat is now hardened from dried cum

Ryan's mom found his crusty glove when she was doing laundry

by Mafrackincrackin September 1, 2015