8 definitions by Mafia Pigeon
The creator of gendersolid, gendergas, the death unicorn, the blood rainbow, and much much more. Also the leader of the mafia pigeons.
by Mafia Pigeon March 17, 2022
A unicorn that is 9 feet tall, drinks blood, and eat human flesh. It gets its powers from Death Rainbows, which are rainbows made of blood, trust me, look it up. It also has teeth sharper than anything you have and will ever seen in your life. If you ever come across a Death Unicorn, I wouldn't even bother running, they're faster than even snails!
by Mafia Pigeon March 15, 2022
You may have heard of genderfluid, but have you heard of gendersolid? Unlike genderfluid, gendersolid is someone who's gender does not fluctuate but instead stays the same each and everyday, whether they are cisgender or not. Also see gendergas for more genders.
"Hey bro, I know you're genderfluid, but I need to tell you something."
"What is it bro?"
"I'm gendersolid."
"AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!1!"
"What is it bro?"
"I'm gendersolid."
"AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!1!"
by Mafia Pigeon March 17, 2022
The Genderless Freak is an anomaly known as "People being stupid and not using someone's preferred name". When this happens, the subject will then become something known as "The Genderless Freak". The Genderless Freak is not truly a freak, but someone who has decided to take rude things said to them into their own hands, so the people who have said that will no longer have power. Also see; Nonbinary
"Hey, bro, have you heard of the Genderless Freak?"
"Yeah, but it won't tell me it's real name because society taught them that people will be rude about the name because the current society we live in fucking sucks."
"Yeah, but it won't tell me it's real name because society taught them that people will be rude about the name because the current society we live in fucking sucks."
by Mafia Pigeon March 21, 2022
Homophobes, also known as "complete idiots" are "people" who have a prejudice against homosexual people. Why? No one actually knows the answer to this question because homophobes never give solid reasoning. These types of people, who refuse to learn actual facts and learn that being gay is not unnatural and that there is literally no reason to be prejudice against gay people, deserve to be eaten by the Death Unicorn.
Homophobe- "Being gay is unnatural"
Reasonable human being with a conscience- "No, it's literally not, thousands and thousands of animals have shown homosexual behavior in the wild, in fact, the only species to have ever been homophobes are humans."
Homophobe- "Well I'm going to keep spurting my beliefs which are based on literally nothing scientific that isn't from the 1950's because I refuse to change my harmful ways that have been proven to mentally and physically hurt people all around the world just because I don't want to except I was wrong."
Reasonable human being with a conscience- "Well the Death Unicorn is right above you."
Death Unicorn- "Roar."
Reasonable human being with a conscience- "No, it's literally not, thousands and thousands of animals have shown homosexual behavior in the wild, in fact, the only species to have ever been homophobes are humans."
Homophobe- "Well I'm going to keep spurting my beliefs which are based on literally nothing scientific that isn't from the 1950's because I refuse to change my harmful ways that have been proven to mentally and physically hurt people all around the world just because I don't want to except I was wrong."
Reasonable human being with a conscience- "Well the Death Unicorn is right above you."
Death Unicorn- "Roar."
by Mafia Pigeon July 30, 2022
Blood rainbows are rainbows that form out of human hatred and dread. They have the appearance of a rainbow at first, but the closer you get, the redder it gets, until it looks like pure blood. Unlike most rainbows, there are ends to these, but at the end of them, there are Death Unicorn dens, and if you get anywhere near those, there is no chance that you'll survive. I implore you not to do it.
"Hey, dude, is it normal for your eyes to be bleeding like that?"
"Oh, absolutely not! I just happened to look at a blood rainbow :)"
"Oh, okay, you're never going to be able to see again! :)"
"Oh, absolutely not! I just happened to look at a blood rainbow :)"
"Oh, okay, you're never going to be able to see again! :)"
by Mafia Pigeon March 15, 2022
by Mafia Pigeon March 15, 2022