(v) to simultaneously usurp someones status via the planning of an unrelated, off-topic, fictional event.
Used to satirize emotionally vague facebook status' or vaguebooking. Incorporating sincere previous posters and originality is indicative a greater skill.
Tim says: strange feeling...
Claire Comments: Im sorry...
Chris Comments: hard times.
Brad Comments: Sho, lank tough. Chris, wat u doing tonight? Want to grab a beer?
Chris Comments: Sup Brad, I was thinking of doing some training for the Tour de France this eve, but that sounds equally productive. Location?
Brad Comments: Haha. Neva seen u on a bike yet. Reckon we could talk a better game with a beer. Im thinking Forries? Wat time works for you?
Chris Comments: I recon we order from realbeerbox.com, get steers, and ask them to deliver it all to Claire's where we watch LOTR III. No fun in life without variety.
Brad Comments: Sounds Good :D
Brad to Chris on Skype: Dude, we totally just event bombed Tim's status!