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An underwater fart.
Jim Brown : Hey Tyler, what's a gazort?

Tyler : IT'S A UNDERWATER FART
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Tyler: I'd drag my balls against rusty metal and razor blades just to hear her gazort through a walkie talkie
by Maddy Long June 14, 2013

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