Madd-Dogg Andersen's definitions

Buffalo

Cows that look like bears

Dude, those cows look crazy! They look like bears! They've got their winter coats on for sure... Or, maybe they're buffalo... That's why they look like bears...

by Madd-Dogg Andersen December 2, 2010

Crawpoon

The process of flying eagle-humping an unsuspecting victim as if your crotch was a flying harpoon.

Dude, Madi was sitting on the couch texting and I totally ran in and gave her the crawpoon!

by Madd-Dogg Andersen December 2, 2010