1 definition by Madame Cashmere

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a very fast woman, inclined to have sexual relations on the first date, has a potpourri of children by multiple fathers, schemes to convince you that one of her children is yours in order to drain your bank account
Dude watch that gurl, she is a total Hoesetta. I took her out last weekend and hit it. She went to the free clinic for a pregnancy test and swears I'm going to be a daddy!
by Madame Cashmere August 31, 2010

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