Definitions by Mad Mofo

iFag 

One of those idiots who actually think that Apple can make a decent mobile phone.

P1: You hear Sam is getting rid of his Nokia to buy an iPhone?
P2: What an iFag!

iFag by Mad Mofo September 16, 2007

Ones 

People who have committed Murder One, or murder in the first degree. Colloquialised to mean any killer, hit man or hardened killer.

P1: Man, who the hell are those guys on the corner?
P2: Don't ask or mess with them... they're Ones!

Ones by Mad Mofo September 15, 2007