Mad Dispatcher's definitions

HFIGWS

Happy Friday I Have To Work Saturday

When people say I'm glad it's Friday. I say HFIGWS so have fun tomorrow at the river.

by MAD DISPATCHER April 4, 2021

Murdery

When a Public Safety Dispatcher has the urge to cause serious bodily injury or death to an officer on the other end of the radio.

I feel very murdery when people say stupid shit on the radio

by Mad Dispatcher March 8, 2023