Macadaciouse's definitions

apple jack

A traditionally American liquor distilled from fermented apple cider, traditionally using a method known as freeze distillation, in which cold temperatures are used to freeze out the water in the 5-7% alcohol cider to the point that it is 40-50% alcohol. Prior to the required pasteurization, the hard cider base could be made simply by leaving store bought cider (kept in a glass jug with a metal cap, to allow airflow) in the sun. With modern sterile cider, both sugar and yeast must be added.

Unpasteurized cider may still be bought from farmers and hippies, but champagne yeast is already available, and there are countless recipes available on the Internet that will have your average high school alcoholic brewing his own alcohol in minutes.

Apple Jack can be made year round using store bought ingredients. The extreme cold needed to freeze alcohol (-117 deg. Celsius, really fucking cold!) means you don't even need a freezer; dry ice, available from behind the counter in many grocery stores, may simply be soaked in the yeasty beer to collect water ice.

by Macadaciouse September 2, 2006

Metallica

One of the pioneers of hard metal in the 80's, they later lost their soul and their hair to the establishment, in essence becoming pawns in the capitalist game of chess. No, checkers.

Originally heralded as anti-establishment, following the heart of Metal with excessive drinking (which earned the nickname AlcohollicA) and substance abuse, however this all changed when they hired a group therapist to sort out the mess that substance abuse and alcohol usually cause (though most bands suck it up). These therapy sessions can be seen in the box-office crap, "some kind of monster," the video recordings of the death of metallica. After the invasion of unwanted sanity, Metallica cut their hair, joined the vanguard against napster to a point of obsession and supported the career of Avril Lavigne. Damn her.

Once Gods among Men, now pussyfied shadows, less metal than Poison but without the ironic tongue in cheek likeability.

Look for the old guys dancing on the grave of Napster. That would be Metallica.

by Macadaciouse July 15, 2008

hobophobe

One who is afraid of the homeless.

See, "hobosexual"

They say that if you're homophobic, you're secretly homosexual. I'm afraid of homeless people, and am pursuing a career in acting...

by Macadaciouse June 10, 2004

Mics

Offensive term for a person of Irish or Scottish descent. Intended to mock the common Mc- or Mac- prefix on their names. Used by anyone without a Scottish/Irish accent or at least red hair will result in an ass beating.

Put down that whisky you filthy drunken Mic!

Ach, yew kin take oor freedom, but yew kin never take oor Scotch! Ne'er troi to take th' alkohool o' a Mic!

by Macadaciouse June 15, 2004

5-MeO-DMT

AKA foxy, God's gift second only to marijuana. Results in euphoria, relaxation, amazing visuals and the most intense sexual experience of your pitiful life, I don't care if you're Ron Jeremy. Visuals can range from buzzing to rainbow geometric blobs, side effects range from none/slight nausia to diarrhea and projectile vomiting. It's worth the risk.

Don't smoke it dumbass! Take it with a friend, it's worth it.

by Macadaciouse June 11, 2005

philmont

The biggest test of manhood in the world. 12 days of backpacking in the New Mexico highlands, anywhere from 70-90 miles among 12 thousand foot mountains. Their trademark is big manly 12 inch body armor belt buckles.

Find a big tough guy, and look at his belt. THAT, my friend, is Philmont.

by Macadaciouse July 14, 2004

blackophobia

Inferior but more politically correct form of, "negrophobia." The latter may land you in hot water with the Black Panther/NWA croud, but it's so much more poetic and flowing it's worth the risk.

Bad Cracker: Aw dude, watch your wallet man! Here come some black men!

Good Cracker: You got some mad blackophobia there. **punch**

by Macadaciouse June 21, 2005