Macadaciouse's definitions

blackophobia

Inferior but more politically correct form of, "negrophobia." The latter may land you in hot water with the Black Panther/NWA croud, but it's so much more poetic and flowing it's worth the risk.

Bad Cracker: Aw dude, watch your wallet man! Here come some black men!

Good Cracker: You got some mad blackophobia there. **punch**

by Macadaciouse June 21, 2005

in the closet

Gay man in denial.

In narnia.

by Macadaciouse June 18, 2004

lynard skynard

It's Lynyrd Skynyrd. Any fan posts here were done by dumbasses who think Freebird is the finger or something that craps on statues.

If a band known for their southern pride and frequent use of the Confederate Flag outsmarts you with their spelling, you have a problem.

by Macadaciouse June 21, 2005

ivonics

The caucasian paralell to ebonics, basically whitespeech. Make frequent use of the word, "dude," "sup" and "football!!!" Less creative than its pigmentally gifted brother, it is slowly being abandoned by more impressionable white people for evonics, a cross of the two spoken by wankstas.

Aw dude, lets play some football! Yee-haw!

by Macadaciouse November 7, 2004

5-MeO-DMT

AKA foxy, God's gift second only to marijuana. Results in euphoria, relaxation, amazing visuals and the most intense sexual experience of your pitiful life, I don't care if you're Ron Jeremy. Visuals can range from buzzing to rainbow geometric blobs, side effects range from none/slight nausia to diarrhea and projectile vomiting. It's worth the risk.

Don't smoke it dumbass! Take it with a friend, it's worth it.

by Macadaciouse June 11, 2005

Mic

See, "Mics"

You filthy mic!

by Macadaciouse June 15, 2004

philmont

The biggest test of manhood in the world. 12 days of backpacking in the New Mexico highlands, anywhere from 70-90 miles among 12 thousand foot mountains. Their trademark is big manly 12 inch body armor belt buckles.

Find a big tough guy, and look at his belt. THAT, my friend, is Philmont.

by Macadaciouse July 14, 2004