2 definitions by Mac C.
Jehovah God's first creation, thus "only begotten son," who served as a master worker during the creation of the universe. To compensate for the sin of Adam and Eve, Jehovah sent Jesus to earth to sacrifice his life. This is the greatest act of love ever known and was prophesied about in the Bible. As a man on earth, Jesus taught his followers that Jehovah will use the "Kingdom of God" to restore man to perfection and planet earth to paradise. To demonstrate that he had God-given authority, Jesus performed many miracles. After Jesus exposed the religious leaders as being false, they brought him into a mock trial on trumped-up charges and had him executed. Three days later Jehovah raised Jesus up. Jesus continues to be the key figure in Jehovah's channel of communication to mankind. Jesus has promised mankind, in the Bible, that he will remove the people who reject his Kingdom message. In the Bible this is known as Armaggedeon. Jesus will use the survivors of Armageddeon in restoring earth and mankind back to its original condition.
by Mac C. November 9, 2007
To be free of disturbace, be it Hiroshima, 9-11, Katrina, Bubonic Plague, concentration camps, oil spills, hellfire, elections, Jaws, Belzebub, potato famine, low-fat mayonaise, telemarketers, Mickey Mouse, The Monkeys, pigeons, dripping faucets, loose bowels, and broken shoe laces.
"...a peace of mind is a quiet piece of behind. Is that yours I'm scratchin? Cause it sure ain't mine."
by Mac C. November 9, 2007