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A total joke of a person.A habsburg only cares about themselves.If they have plans with you they will cancel them especially if they are in an emotional state.Dont trust a habsburg even if they are your father.Habsburgs often travel in packs making them extra irritating.If you know one your life probably sucks and you should throw heavy objects at them.They are just total douche bags.
Jordan:"Hey is Mark coming over tonight to watch glee?"

Serrina:"Um no actually he is such a Habsburg he cancelled last minute"

Jordan:"Ohh myy what a douche bag"
by Maaark!!! November 15, 2010

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