53 definitions by MOo
A good Shakespearean-sounding curse.
Derived from "God's Wounds", which apparently was considered a vulgar reference to Jesus at the time.
Derived from "God's Wounds", which apparently was considered a vulgar reference to Jesus at the time.
by MOo August 26, 2003
by MOo March 8, 2004
A fucking day where people celebrate that they have girlfriends an boyfriends even though they can do that any other day. It's a good chance to waste a lot of fucking time and sperm that you could be wasting any other day.
Also, a day to have endlesss sex. A happy day for all boys! :-p
Also, a day to have endlesss sex. A happy day for all boys! :-p
"Hey, it's valeentine's day!"
"So, then, should we go for twelve hours instead of ten?"
"OH YEAH!"
"Hey, bob...You used condoms, right?"
"Uhhhh...WHat are those?"
"Oh shit. I'm pregnant. FUCK YOU SPERM SUPER INSERTER!"
"I had sex with you too?"
Etc.
"So, then, should we go for twelve hours instead of ten?"
"OH YEAH!"
"Hey, bob...You used condoms, right?"
"Uhhhh...WHat are those?"
"Oh shit. I'm pregnant. FUCK YOU SPERM SUPER INSERTER!"
"I had sex with you too?"
Etc.
by MOo February 15, 2004
by MOo March 6, 2003
name of a creature living on an island in hawaii. eats only kim chee and is a Disney fanatic. only work out it does is ballet. picks its nose when no one is looking. then smears it on the wall. antonym of a bibo.
by MOo June 30, 2004
"Dude, you did that so macafroiniously."
by MOo October 23, 2003
1. A massive group of people who all follow the EXACT same set of beleifs without having to think about them. In fact questioning God is bad and sends you to a land of eternal suffering.
2. A simple system that breeds laws into people so that they realize the only way to salvation, is to give the church money.
2. A simple system that breeds laws into people so that they realize the only way to salvation, is to give the church money.
by MOo May 25, 2003