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furry

One of the group of beastality fetishists notorious for drawing God-awful porn pictures and erotic stories of naked animorphic/humanlike-animals engaging in pornographic or sexual activities. Most furries are gay, and their works flaunt that in a sickening manner.

Furries are often seen behaving like the animals they fantasize about, talking almost wholly about animals/animorphic characters, using words like "plush", "yiff", "furvert", and "mundane" in half of their sentences, tattooing themselves with stripes, spots, or animorphic characters, dressing up in animal costumes, even having surgery to turn themselves into horrific monstrosities of their former selves.

Note: There are folks who show a mild interest in animorphic creatures and maybe read/create works that involve animorphic creatures, yet look and act like normal human beings. Unfortunately, that is an extreme rarity.

And for crying out loud, furries are NOT a fucking ethnic group or race!
The furry cult bears complete responsibility for single-handedly ruining the Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon/game series. Just type "sonic fan" on any search engine and see for yourself.

What's really hilarious is that when furries get criticized, they usually blame Portal of Evil, or Something Awful, or whatever Internet scapegoat they can find, never mind that they have pissed off more than their fair share of average, decent folks who are being perpetually exposed to the furry fandom's shameless display of obscene behavior.
by middle finger August 30, 2004
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4:20

Oh shit its 4:19 you got a min.
by MIDDLE FINGER May 13, 2005
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Wapanese

THe word can also apply to ricers, since they have an obsession with Japanese cars and they "modify" them into neon-lighted, over-painted, Kanji-decorated, bigass exhaust-pipe, low-chassis monstrosities that can't even go over a speed bump without taking serious damage. And thanks to crappy racing movies like The Fast and the Furious, we now have a big explosion of backward capped, baggy-pants-wearing nerds who will mutilate otherwise good Japanese cars just to be "the shizzle".
Damn. Look at what that Wapanese did to his mom's Honda Civic. The chassis is scraping against the road, the pink and green paintjob is flaking off, and there are so many headlights installed that it would permanently blind any oncoming traffic.
by middle finger January 20, 2004
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Panzer Dragoon

A game that sony roolz has never played since he is too attempting sexual intercourse with his Playstation 2.
Jesus Christ! When is sony roolz going to shut the hell up?
by middle finger June 25, 2003
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freedom fries

That's what our fries should be called, given that Bushit has robbed us of our freedom since 9/11.
by middle finger October 15, 2003
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B.E.T

This channel plays techno and tries to market it as rap. Fucking stupid, indeed.
Every damn "song" on B.E.T. sounds exactly the same because talent is not considered important anymore.
by middle finger October 18, 2003
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Ja Rule Hater

A man with balls. One who can see that Ja Rule is a useless piece of shit who cannot rap and looks like a sewer rat.
Ja Rule haters of the world, UNITE!!!
by middle finger August 17, 2003
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