769 definitions by ME

The world's coolest instrument. Sounds like a dying duck fart, unless you know how to play. Which I do, so boo-yah. Also, as I've been told many many many many times, it looks like a bong. OK, I get it, move on with your life already.
Random Guy: Hehe... did you know your instrument looks like a bong?

Me: yes, the past 5 people to walk past have said that. But that still doesn't mean you can put drugs in it, you disrespectful bassoon killer.
by Me April 20, 2005
mk
Shortened version of umkay, which is slang for okay.
im going clubbin' tonite.
mk, can i come?
by ME December 23, 2003
1. A donkey
2. My boss (or your boss)
My boss sucks and yours probably does too.
by Me September 29, 2003
Something I like to stare at on a girl.
Meghan has some nice titties :)
by ME November 02, 2003
First person to die in every movie, usually in the first 5 minutes
Jefferson is dead!
by Me February 20, 2003
slang term for a vagina, in which the female does not shave. If you choose to go down on her, you'll probably get pubic hair in your teeth.
Man, I hooked up with this hot chick the other day, but I didn't eat her out because she had a bearded clam.
by me March 24, 2003
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